..but you know what never will? This blog. I know down yonder in Texas we don't believe in evolution, so Rick Perry probably will deleting his Facebook soon.
It all started a decade or so ago with Myspace. Then somewhere in between then and the invention of Facebook: hieroglyphics, arabic, written language and the Gutenburg Bible all had their run. Now Google+ is threatening the stability of Facebook's followers and the world is up in arms.
Meanwhile, Rick Perry's death list grows to 235 and he may add 300 million more to that list if he's elected President. But who cares about that? Let's get onto the important stuff.
Social media has taken over our lives, and it can be quite hilarious to see how obsessed we've all become with it. In the near future, women will not need epidurals during labor, because they will be distracted by Facebook. Crime will no longer be rampant in the streets because people will be [identity] mugged on Facebook.
"FACEBOOK WHAT ARE YOU DOING! OH MY GOODNESS WHAT IS HAPPENING? MY LIFE IS FALLING APART!"
Okay, let's take a few steps back. It's the internet. In the broad spectrum of Facebook, nothing has changed. It's a place where people convey their feelings or random quotes or pictures.
Basically, it has turned into a site eat site world. Facebook is changing. Darwin put it best when he put forth his survival of the fittest theory. This is it, people. Can you keep up?
Meanwhile, poor Myspace sits like the forgotten Macaulay Culkin in an attic bedroom in Home Alone.
Signed,
Kenny
Paxton
Guest appearance by Erin
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